Standing on the rooftops night after night My face in a mask and my suit`s real tight Looking out for people in this troubled town But there`s a whole other issue that brings me down cuz... When you`re fighting I get all tense I feel a funny little tingle in my spider-sense But an ancient rule leaves no possibility With great power comes straight responsibility Superheroes can`t be gay We must fight our urges Save our fellow man But no touching y`all, but no touching Superheroes can`t be gay That`s a rule that`s written And that kinda sucks But not dick, cuz that would be gay Taking down thugs, we are this city`s lights But all I realy crave is what`s inside your tights That`s the hardest fight, the one I`ll never win I wanna upside-down lick your manly chin Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars Let me see what love is like with superhuman powers But you know, Mary Jane, it can never be us Cuz a hero and queero ain`t the same and thus... Superheroes can`t be gay We must fight the villains Forever vigilant "Vigilant" is not latin for gay Superheroes can`t be gay Catching those who is badass Throwing them in jail I can`t stop thinking about bad ass I never thought that you and me... would have a triple layered case of secrecy Cuz in day I`m a guy... But at night I can fly And I just realized I`m in love with a guy, he`s a... Superhero just like me That is why we have to do it this quietly So I head up to the room and when I open up the door I go... Oooooh Oh man, you`re so sexy and steamy Kryptonite in your pants? No, you`re happy to see me The groove is on and the time is right Let me light up those candles with my laser-sight I couldn`t ask for a more perfect day The hero in my pants is going up up up and away And I`m ready for more Superheroes can`t be gay Comics always told me... Who I wanted to be Wathever happened to "locking the door"? Superheroes can`t be gay The world is crashing in me And this is kinda... ...gross It`s not what you think, he`s my brother Shut up, you`re making it worse Superheroes can`t be gay Just like in the bible Comics are really strict It`s uptight, but not in the right way Superheroes can`t be gay Living in denial Dressed as Bonney M I really dig that band, man Superheroes can`t be gay We must fight our urges Save our fellow man But no touching, y`all, but no touching Superheroes can`t be gay That`s a rule that`s written And that kinda sucks But not dick, cuz that would be gay Superheroes can`t be gay~ К чему бы это все? Дело в том, что ещё в восьмидесятых годах был создан негласный свод требований к людям, готовящимся играть супергероев. Такие актеры не должны были ранее привлекаться к уголовной ответственности, играть компрометирующие роли в театре или кино (убийц, наркоманов, гомосексуалистов), быть известными из-за скандалов или запоминаться зрителю ранее в образе явно негативного персонажа. Марвел восьмидесятых заботился о том, что дети не делали себе героя из «нечистого» человека. (с) Источник Ссыль на радужные новости вдогонку Зеленый Фонарь, один из известнейших супергероев, оказался геем В комиксе "Подростки-титаны" будет супергерой-гей Создатель нового Бэтмена объявил супергероя геем последнее, имхо, феерический бред -__-